If you are currently not sneezing or your nose is currently not running I’m gonna need you to pause for a minute and acknowledge that and be thankful

Today I saw look-alikes of Afton, Linsa, and this girl from my high school and let me tell you it was all very weird

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

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thelifeguardlibrarian:

I like to think that Jane Austen and Shakespeare fist bump in heaven every time another “fact” is revealed about their lives.

percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45